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how to walk like a queen [x]
This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life

i love rupaul’s drag race
Scent of a sharpie marker traps ants by disrupting their pheromone trails [video]
i love how ants are like the only creature you can literally play god with.
When someone tells me I’m pretty/beautiful/gorgeous —
When someone tells me I’m ugly —
Okay, legit fucking crying.
You bet your elderly testicles I did.
(Source: whendogmetdolphin, via we-cant-wait)
(Source: hayleynicole1, via pastabender)
Jon Stewart, explaining to young people why books are awesome.
(Source: sofuckingbeautifulbaby, via razui)
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OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY PREPARED ITSELF AND TRIED AND EVERYTHING OH MY GODS.
Me
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(via caseyshadowsblackout)
I know your jelly of my new heat bag
I need to either
find someone who has similar standards as me, to live with next year… as in tidy’s after themselves and doesn’t just leave shit everywhere…
or get a boyfriend soon so that living with them in November isn’t going to be pushing things to fast
as big an ask as this is its looking more likely than me finding a job where i’m going to earn enough to live on my own -.-’ fucking hate how expensive it is to rent in Melbourne
Does tumblr know this exists?
I hope it does.
Cause this is fabulous
this is really catchy
BEST
i just want their legs
hahahahaha WTF is this madness
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